Humorous Speech by an Old Friend of the Groom (Bridegroom) :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Speech by an Old Friend of the Groom (Bridegroom)Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would kindred to thank Michael for his kind words, and I have to say they were absolutely wonderful and have done an excellent job today - I mean the bridesmaids, not the words. Now, its customary in these speeches to tell a story about the bachelors (stag) party, but in this case it wont be possible. Thats because Michael has insisted on having his stag party after the wedding. So instead, I was going to tell you about a night out in the big city that Michael and I recently had, which entangled beer, bad food and Michael bent over the toilet all night. solely this is Magdalenes day as well, and I dont want to ruin it with Michaels vulgarity. So Ive stubborn to look elsewhere for my material. I started by writing down everything I could think of that Michael and I have done over the 23 years weve been friends (mates). But even this wasnt particularly fru itful, as a lot of it would have got Michael strung up by his mom (mum), some of it would have got me strung up by my mom (mum) and some of it simply involved Michael stringing himself up with a couple of vacuum cleaners within easy reach. So, as it was quite challenging approach path up with anything of real substance to tell you about Michael, I thought Id explain how our bride and groom got together. The romance began, as Magdalene describes it, after an expeditiousness to the cinema was arranged with five or six mutual friends. But on the night, only Michael and I could make it. We enjoyed each others company so overmuch we went out together every evening for the rest of the week. The romance began, as Michael describes, after Magdalene individually bribed six people to pull out of a devolve on to the cinema so she could finally have an evening alone with me to curse me with her love spell. There also seems to be some confusion over which drive they saw together that night. Magdalene remembers it to be Demolition Man. Michael remembers it as Free Willy. Despite meeting Magdalene, Michael didnt desert me and we pursued our interests in gambling, excessive drinking, Playstation and being sick a lot. For me, the about significant moment during this time was Michael getting his ear pierced - even back then he was preparing for marriage - experiencing pain, hurt and buying jewellery.