Humorous Speech by an Old Friend of the Groom (Bridegroom) :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Speech by an Old Friend of the Groom (Bridegroom) right(a) afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Michael for his kind words, and I absorb to say they were absolutely wonderful and have done an excellent job today - I mean the bridesmaids, not the words. Now, its customary in these speeches to tell a story about the bachelors (stag) party, but in this case it wont be possible. Thats because Michael has insisted on having his stag party after the wedding. So instead, I was going to tell you about a night out in the big metropolis that Michael and I recently had, which involved beer, bad food and Michael bent over the toilet all night. But this is Magdalenes day as well, and I dont inadequacy to ruin it with Michaels vulgarity. So Ive decided to look elsewhere for my material. I started by writing down everything I could think of that Michael and I have done over the 23 years weve been friends (mates). But even this wasnt parti cularly fruitful, as a lot of it would have got Michael strung up by his mom (mum), more or less of it would have got me strung up by my mom (mum) and some of it simply involved Michael stringing himself up with a couple of vacuum cleaners within easy r individually. So, as it was quite challenging coming up with anything of real substance to tell you about Michael, I thought Id explain how our bride and groom got together. The fancy began, as Magdalene describes it, after an outing to the cinema was arranged with five or six mutual friends. But on the night, only Michael and I could make it. We enjoyed each others company so much we went out together every evening for the rest of the week. The romance began, as Michael describes, after Magdalene individually bribed six people to omit out of a trip to the cinema so she could finally have an evening alone with me to curse me with her love spell. There also seems to be some confusion over which film they saw together that night. Ma gdalene remembers it to be Demolition Man. Michael remembers it as Free Willy. Despite meeting Magdalene, Michael didnt desert me and we pursued our interests in gambling, excessive drinking, Playstation and existence sick a lot. For me, the most significant moment during this time was Michael getting his ear pierced - even back then he was preparing for marriage - experiencing pain, injure and buying jewellery.